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DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


Disenchantment -


TAGS: your problems are just beginning
Rating: 4.93/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 16, 2016, 4:03 pm
I thought for a second that it was Boba Fett.
mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:06 am
Yuk-yuk, is that you getting carried away by the brave handsome knight? I'm jealous! 5L


ANNOUCEMENT - IKEA has announced it's intentions to sell cars. Some of us are going to be in deep shit. Battery not included!


TAGS: news retail problems
Rating: 4.87/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2014, 12:42 am
Ok, you've got me reading and re-reading this poster...sorry don't get it. But then I've never been successful at anything IKEA has made. I usually can't even get the box open...teehee. Thanks for the comment. You new? Drop by the forum and enjoy!
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:44 pm
"...announced it is intentions..." huh? seems like you have an extra character left over after a**embling that sentence. :)
M0rd3kaI - October 14, 2012, 5:55 am
Pop this over at MotoFake please, 5L friggen-A
Iconoclast - September 26, 2012, 3:06 pm
Where are the directions?
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 1:42 pm
Gud 'un, MP!!


'EY! BLINKIN! - Did you say "Abe Lincoln?"




Detroit declares bankruptcy -


TAGS: robocop
Rating: 4.97/5

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curlyrocks - July 26, 2013, 10:20 pm
Good by Detroit, hello Delta City!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 25, 2013, 11:33 am
I can hear the Robocop theme in my head! Thanks for the memories!
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 1:54 am
One of my favorite films of the '80s. How prescient.


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.


TAGS: woman problem math
Rating: 4.65/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:51 pm
I have a better nitpick than that. You see, if you square something and take the square root, that's actually the same as taking the absolute value. So this could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:32 pm
Gotta nitpick: there's a small logic flaw right at the outset: "...you need time **and** money" should be Time + Money, not Time x Money. Bzzt..! Other than that, love it.


FAILURE - When things just seem to be irresistable


TAGS: robert
Rating: 4.72/5

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ughomer - November 26, 2012, 5:34 am
Ditto MissPriss - welcome aboard! 5L
GaryO - November 25, 2012, 3:46 pm
5 puppies fer sure. WOOF!
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 2:50 pm
Where's my manners? Welcome to the site(s)! Hope to see many more posters and more of you too around these here parts.
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 2:40 pm
Yep a good lol...please share it at digmydog too!
PapaFox - November 25, 2012, 2:31 pm
OMG this is such a LOL!


SPIDERS -


TAGS: spider problem disappears
Rating: 4.54/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 6:02 pm
Spiders, mystical creatures, so delicate and meticulous. Black widow in the picture if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. Still 5L


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: burka other people s problems
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - October 21, 2012, 1:25 am
Ideal Denial has it right. Even though the mass media in this country DOES indoctrinate the girls in this country to dress and behave a certain way, it is still THEIR CHOICE. In most Muslim countries, there is no choice.
GFNeves - April 29, 2011, 6:49 pm
So true man, so true...
Verdeckt - April 28, 2011, 4:59 am
Thanks.. glad you guys liked it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 6:22 pm
Good Point!
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:31 pm
this is a very thought-provoking poster. great job 5L
k386109 - April 27, 2011, 1:26 pm
Right ...as if we in the West don't indoctrinate ( or allow it ) our young females to be annorexically thin, dress like tarts, paint their faces etc., etc., etc. Perspective - good title
Hawamleh - April 27, 2011, 5:34 am
As an arab muslim I totally agree, did u guys know that burkas were originally intended only for the most beautiful of women if they so please to wear them so that they can escape men's lustful eyes, and even then it wasn't intended to cover the face...
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:17 am
Forgive the poor grammar, its early in the morning here
IdealDenial - April 27, 2011, 2:16 am
The key difference is that most of the clothing choices are exactly that, choices, the burkha is enforced upon the women who in their society are usually indoctrinated from a young age, and do not get to choose what they wear.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:25 pm
P A S S, as in "mountain pass", "pass" a test", and so on. There is a brain-dead suit in there, somewhere. Yes, that is redundant.
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:24 pm
...pass... What is with the misspelling??
Master - April 26, 2011, 1:23 pm
But... But... "airbrushing, plastic surgery, and unrealistic standards" are PROFITABLE, and thereby receive a free pass!
forseti - April 26, 2011, 12:47 pm
this is awesome!! 5 lions


CHUCK NORRIS -


TAGS: a robot in disguse
Rating: 4.52/5

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Bull - April 30, 2011, 11:54 am
I won't post anymore. I don't usually like them either but when I heard that joke I just had to ..
rerun - April 30, 2011, 8:22 am

I really don't like Chuck Norris posters, however this one gets my 5L.


CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.


TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugsh**
Rating: 3/5

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tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a f***ing ugly son of a b****... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier


FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!


TAGS: autobot autobots transformers transformer arcee anime mecha giant robot robots
Rating: 2.97/5

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red03golf - May 1, 2011, 7:55 pm
Do they leak automatic tr*** fluid every 672 hours?
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:42 pm
STAR WARS REFERENCES Spicing up the inane patter of those who have given up all hope of ever getting laid -- and rightly so.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
I reckon that would not end well for my p****...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 1:59 am
Crap
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 6:05 pm
No they are not! I am not looking for female droids. Dude....really? Is this what Motifake has attracted?


SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




GRAVE ROBBING -


TAGS: pzy grave robbing treasure hunt
Rating: 4.9/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:52 pm
I have never thought of that... but the folks with the biggest headstones were probably buried with the most jewelry. Hmm... This feels like knowledge I should not have. :/
boinger - September 20, 2011, 5:46 pm
Robert 1959...Robert 1959 BINGO!
Reality Lord - September 19, 2011, 1:42 pm

deviantly epic
mariand - September 18, 2011, 1:33 pm
my vote goes for pzy...


Mens Nite Out -


TAGS: 3 men at the bar gal problems sorry mr gary
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:41 pm
BTW: Kids, don't go looking for you parents p***o stash... J-J-Just-Just don't!
NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:37 pm
The story of "Three Men & a 'Lady'"...
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:35 pm
Thanks crotchety! Glad you enjoyed it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2015, 5:25 pm
Dang! Lol
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:23 am
Sorry Mr.Gary...you HAVE to read the fine print on any contract. Lifetime membership no refunds after the 1st 30 days. You clicked the yes I have read all the rules just to get in here? I'll save ya a seat in hell, right next to me at the bar, cheers ;)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:12 am
I'm a frickin' bar keep, not a therapist...no patient/therapist confidentiality clause.
rerun - July 20, 2014, 7:52 pm

I thought I told that story in confidence
GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:35 am
‘3 men’ has taken a definite upswing! I can rest in the fact that these guys will be in good hands when I retire.
MissPriss - July 18, 2014, 11:19 pm
Thanks, glad you liked it! GaryO and the 3 guys at the bar...not so much.
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:24 pm
Priceless!


SOME PEOPLE -


TAGS: robber fail gun funny heist
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:03 am
Really like the choice of words. 5L


ANSWERS - You won't find them at the bottom of that bottle. You better go get another one.


TAGS: alcohol drinking problem solving
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 5:18 am
My skin was like red leather and my liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 4:35 am
"My skin was like red y liver like a French goose" Max Payne.
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
It's amazing what google blocks. I work at an animal hospital and wrote about ****er spaniels. Amazed it was blocked. I just found out from you though that nuts isn't. Go figure.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:41 pm
BTW, why was b-u-t-t-o-n blocked? Is the s/w that strict? That's just nuts.
WTFO - March 5, 2013, 11:39 pm
I still like the other site but you're right there is too much BS from certain members. That's what the 'foe' b***on is for. It's really cleaned up the BS in the forums for me. Too bad it doesn't work on poster comments.
MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:34 am
You got tired of the bullsheet at the other site too?...bahaha. Nice to see ya on the otherside!


AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.


TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

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Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
LMAO!
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


MATH -


TAGS: chalk board math problem
Rating: 4.62/5

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NumberXIII - August 28, 2011, 3:51 pm
(((-284*-2)^2)-322,000*-2+1,253)Ls for you!


PROTESTING - Make sure you pick the right cause.




FURNITURE CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: cupboard cabinet wardrobe locker table
Rating: 4.61/5

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Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
I know this was posted a while ago....but this is priceless. 5 stubby L


IMMIGRATION POLICY -


TAGS: immigration policy nativeamerican problems justsay n
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 1:07 am
Ouch! Painfully, ironically, and 5adly true in a paradoxic, roundabout way.


WILE E. COYOTE SYNDROME -


TAGS: robot dog genius obvious here boy
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 8:37 am

very cool...flattered dude
PostersToFlash - August 3, 2011, 6:30 am
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
spacedog - April 30, 2011, 12:17 am
Brilliant! I gasped. I cried. I held up a tiny umbrella just before the massive boulder of laughter crushed me when I read the title. 5L
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 10:40 pm

TA-DA. genius....sheeeeeer genius scarr3d
scarr3d - April 27, 2011, 7:52 pm
some weird science guys made a lassie into a robot dog and RL is pointing out a dog will run after a ball when it is thrown(or hand grenade in the case of war which is likely what they intended this project for)
Z-Bob - April 26, 2011, 10:37 am
Wait...what?


3 Men and a Robot -


TAGS: robot slaps people lie
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:37 am
'xcuse me.....hoar
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:35 am
(Silly me. Why would I ever think the word S.L.U.T w/be an acceptable term to that wh*** of a censor)
GaryO - June 27, 2014, 8:32 am
Ism, sweetheart, you magnificent moti-s**t, you. Emulate away. You do it quite well. Indeed. Couldn’t have been more timely. Now, if you’d be so kind to consider a moti-news clip ever now and then, well, this ol’ dawg’s itch would, in turn, be scratched.
Ism - June 27, 2014, 1:39 am
I don't think I can read a joke anymore that doesn't automatically become a GaryO 3 Men meme in my mind... Your 3 Men posters, to me have become the most Iconic & looked forward too Motifake's... an honor to emulate you.
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:51 pm
I *slap* give this poster *slap* a *slap*L...nobody told me the robot slaps your a**...yee haa...I love *slap* liver *slap*!
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 8:36 pm
Well, this is creepy. I came real close to posting that very joke…..in the bar scene. Weeeeird.
rerun - June 26, 2014, 8:04 pm

If any of you send that robot to my house I will ban you for life.


TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.8/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless


NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

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Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


Punt? -


TAGS: batman without robin
Rating: 4.15/5

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2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
2littleowls - January 1, 2014, 11:32 pm
Piñata !!!!
ughomer - September 25, 2013, 7:32 am
"Pigskin" and "Hang Time" ~ only Pwissy would make such a comment!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:06 am
Wow, that pigskin certainly has some awesome " hang" time.
Sho - September 24, 2013, 10:23 pm
Suggest he looks for a cave cuz it might get to bright for him outside
GaryO - September 24, 2013, 7:53 pm
Man, I don’t know, never seen anyone hung like THAT before.
lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:33 pm

Batter up!!!
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:58 am
Stand underneath, looking up, wearing a clown mask.


ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!


TAGS: robot jesus sins blasphemy challenge
Rating: 4/5

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shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 12:43 am
lol respawn!


PEARL HARBOUR -


TAGS: giant robots
Rating: 3.42/5

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steve1961 - April 20, 2014, 5:52 pm
Ummm...That was over 3 years ago...I would be more worried about wasting a bunch of time commmenting on a 3 year old post...
MagicBob - April 20, 2014, 4:26 pm
Yep, and the Japanese interpreter was pretty slow on the draw. Ok, now Jehnavi, did you commit that link too your memory or did you waste a bunch of time looking it up for no practical reason?
Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 12:05 pm
haha!
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 1:58 am
thanks for the info that no one gives a sh!t about.
Jehnavi - February 11, 2011, 12:59 am
However, no officer or commander expected the Japanese to attack Pearl Harbour without prior declaration of war. Cryptography and crypta***ysis were in their nascent stage during the attack on pearl Harbour. http://www.historicaltravelguide.com/pearl-harb


DETERMINATION - He's going to rebuild Death Star, even if he has to finance it ”creatively”.


TAGS: darth vader bank robbery
Rating: 4.48/5

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ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 10:02 pm
Very timely. 4L


THINKING INSIDE THE BOX -


TAGS: thinker philosophy thinking problem box
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:27 am

new submitter,common mistake. check some of the rejection reasons on other poster. suggestion: break this so "thinking" is the title and the rest is the text. also,work the idea up. we see what you see,what else does this imply. don't be discouraged. :)
forseti - February 20, 2012, 5:39 am
I agree with Iceman.
Zetmonk - February 20, 2012, 5:19 am
I agree on the wordplay, makes it pretty good.
caveman - February 20, 2012, 1:21 am
I actually found it a clever play on the phrase 'thinking outside the box'..... anywho
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:45 am
Hey, thanks for telling us what you see in the pic. We never would have guessed.


HARD TIMES -


TAGS: robbery
Rating: 4.86/5

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foresti - February 25, 2011, 2:30 pm
LOL!!
pzykosiz - February 19, 2011, 6:12 am
good joke. i like nickelback though. still 5l's
autumnspirit - February 19, 2011, 2:46 am
Hilarious! 5Laptops


9 inch will please a lady -


TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 4.27/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.


the great clown -


TAGS: robin williams depression clown
Rating: 4.82/5

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Tyche - December 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
"Laugh, then, Pagliacci, for the love that is dying. Laugh through the pain that is destroying your heart."
Sho - August 31, 2014, 7:42 pm
Well done, RL. 5L
Airman - August 27, 2014, 11:24 pm
amazing
Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:23 pm
Absolutely stunning... :)
Silverheart - August 12, 2014, 9:49 am

Amsome.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 9:29 am
Gawddamm, the best of tributes. The BEST. Raising the glass to a glorious mourning.


SOULMATE -


TAGS: soulmayte world probability meet concurrence
Rating: 4.82/5

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rerun - February 3, 2013, 10:32 am

I call BS Oiler, you just got lucky after the 1st 3.6 billion
Oiler - February 3, 2013, 10:25 am
May 19, 2007 was my lucky day...but there were only 6.5 billion to look thru then.
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:17 am
Well said!


IT WAS A CLOSE CALL - but after a lot of work, Kenji showed up at the prom. 'Miss Rubota' performed perfectly, and even refused to put out at the end of the night.


TAGS: doris japanese robot prom funny humor humour
Rating: 3.09/5

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K - December 5, 2008, 3:31 pm
Good god, how long had Japan been into robots?
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:23 am
Hydralisk* silly work comps are over used
Shtoink - November 10, 2008, 2:22 am
oh that Kenji! hes a sly one! passing his sister off as a girl nobody knows! he should have brought his Hydralis cousin from Korea


THE GLOVE -


TAGS: house rubber glove a*** probe
Rating: 4.83/5

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house - July 13, 2011, 2:07 am
5L. Love it. could have left the 'anymore' off though
forseti - July 13, 2011, 1:14 am
LOL! 5 fingers


LONGEVITY -


TAGS: dream problem solve
Rating: 4.83/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:53 pm
Dare to draem, Bone. Dare to drame.
BoneCD - September 4, 2012, 5:50 pm
I dream of out living my wife. I’d maybe get some peace for my efforts before my crap heart gives out a few days later. But, as karma goes, she’d probably end up in the same place and kick my a** for eternity for doing it. Best not tempt fate. 5L Sean!!!
Airman - September 4, 2012, 5:47 pm
the sight of those bunny ears warms any ****le you can think of
Sean - September 3, 2012, 8:05 pm
Oh you guys! You really know how to get an ol' sailor to come ashore. Now run along. Yer tartin' up the whole warf. I'll be around more from time to time. Tootles.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 7:09 pm
We-hell, a legend returns. Heard much, read much, seen so much…..welcome home Sean. Don’t be put off by us relative noobs. The fronds are being laid for your re-entry. 5L
gas - September 3, 2012, 8:30 am
he terribly looks like an old version of cillian murphy.. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2012, 8:14 am
Sean!! Good to see you man. I hope this means you're back for good. 5L
Greeny - September 3, 2012, 5:48 am
Same here, on both counts-5
Sho - September 2, 2012, 11:58 pm
Ahhh yes I love me some Sean poster. Did I ever mention that your work inspired me to start making my own? 5L


THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns


TAGS: russia spetsnaz ballerina guns acrobat
Rating: 4.46/5

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Pikeman - June 3, 2014, 11:36 am
It is a lot safer to be in the vicinity of badly thrown hatchets than in the vicinity of badly aimed gunfire. If he can hit his target with a hatchet flying through the air he can shoot it while flying through the air.
greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:36 am
Silent accurate killing is never pointless.
chase3597 - June 28, 2011, 2:24 pm
it was the only one i could find with a russian doing pointless training
Bob D. Sailor - June 28, 2011, 1:30 am
Not trying to be mean or anything but that is a throwing axe not a gun.... (Where do we find these guys nowadays?)


SENSE - This makes none.




SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.




there's seating near the front -


TAGS: robin williams suicide depression hero
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 8:34 am
Awesome tribute :)


Bacon fight! -


TAGS: robbidos bacon meat is murder
Rating: 4.92/5

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trbecome - July 26, 2013, 11:43 pm
Gruesome. I wonder who won that one.


DOMO ARIGATO - mister roboto




DILEMA -


TAGS: a revolver solves all problems
Rating: 4.33/5

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LordRamoth - March 20, 2013, 8:30 am
*Dilemma
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:01 am
You have to reload. ;) Indeed, this is how I feel when browsing elsewhere... :P
GySgt1811 - June 13, 2011, 11:55 am
;)
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:40 am
Sweet... Love the pic.
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:52 am
cool5... I wonder whats happening after using more than a bullet for solving one problem...


AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.




IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.


TAGS: japanese robot god jesus doris
Rating: 3.26/5

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TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 10:59 pm
Weird-adjective 1. involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny 2. fantastic; bizarre 3. See Japan


ROBOT DEVIL - you'll suffer till the end of time enduring tortures most of which rhyme


TAGS: robot devil futurama
Rating: 2.04/5

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Razor Eddie - October 3, 2008, 1:09 am
Well played ninja...well played.
thehattinninja - August 15, 2008, 11:10 pm
right here in the depths of robot heeeeellllllllllll!!!!!


IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT - When I woke up and realized I had a serious drinking problem


TAGS: serious driking problem wake up
Rating: 4.04/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:23 am
"Who wants a hug?" "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Budog - December 25, 2011, 2:35 am
Steroids = Huge Muscles, Tiny Winky...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 2:20 am
That guy's wiener must be tiny!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 22, 2011, 11:13 am
At least when they tell you you are ugly, you know you can kick their a**...
gas - December 9, 2011, 12:45 pm
uff that turned my stomach xD


TRASH METAL - This is TRASH METAL not THRASH METAL.


TAGS: mau metal aloan kill brazilian problematic guys
Rating: 3.13/5

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That sucked - August 30, 2009, 7:17 pm
Epic pun failure FTL.
ramon - June 10, 2009, 11:05 am
???


OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




BENDER - Please insert liquor!


TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, **** goes in Jalfords rear.


Old Cowboy Saying -


TAGS: robert duvall lonesome dove
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 22, 2014, 2:14 am
I remember that movie! That takes me back. 5 not-so-lonesome doves :-D


X-47B ROBOT FIGHTER JET - And You Thought Skynet Was Fiction.


TAGS: terminator aircraft usa war robots
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 2:31 am
LOL np If you've actually watched the movie "Stealth", you've already suffered enough so no lashes this time. But I'll be watching...
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 7:48 pm
Ah yes, Steve, I spelled 'lightning' wrong. Sorry about that. I shall take my forty lashes while whimpering in the snake pit.
steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 2:45 pm
Because we'll all be lighter? ;)
pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 10:39 am
I believe they are still in the testing phase with it. But you seen the film Stealth? (If not think Short Circuit meets Top Gun.) You want something up there with no pilot and a payload of lethal weapons? One lightening strike and we're in trouble.
SethMythrax - July 25, 2012, 7:57 am
Why not use these if they can? They are a lot more lethal looking than a drone aircraft...


BATMAN - Little known fact: He was an English major


TAGS: batman robin
Rating: 3.67/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 29, 2013, 8:12 pm
-shakes head- Oh, Bruce. You make use laugh, and then you make us cry. You bastard. You funny, sad, heroic bastard.


INDECISION -


TAGS: indecision choose guess problems
Rating: 3.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:19 am
I'm sorry, but I can't find the duplicate that's being plagiarised. Do you have the link, or the tag that brings up the duplicate? I personally like this one, and give it 4L's.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 10:37 am
Plagiarism is a no no on motifake. This should be deleted.


SOLUTION -




GOD-JESUS - Because everyone knows God is a japanese robot


TAGS: god jesus japanese robot
Rating: 2.42/5
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:34 pm
lol the guy on the box looks like Jacko


Dear Math -


TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.


THINK BIG - Always remember, no matter how big of a problem you overcome; it’s still just one problem, and there are a lot more where that one came from.




SUMMER MAINTENANCE - "In case of invasion of alien contact Mazinger-Fortress of Science - Japan"




20 SECONDS -


TAGS: robocop
Rating: 2.44/5

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V.I.K.Y. - Her logic is undeniable




REALITY HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM - Send Error Report ?




BOB PROBERT #24 - RIP - 162 Goals / 221 Assists / 3300 Penalty Minutes Usually if you saw this face, it wasn't going to be a good day for you Rest in peace, champ.




THE PAPER VS. WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - Anime girls in glasses are SCARY!




CONUNDRUM -


TAGS: mime forest probably not all that original
Rating: 3.33/5

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Zed - November 7, 2009, 9:48 pm
Just listen for the quiet zones.
Haarakkon - November 7, 2009, 9:47 pm
I went big game hunting in the mime forest, but it was kinda tough to stalk.
agdaniele - November 7, 2009, 1:06 am
Heh heh... Sean hates the french.


SUDDEN ACCELERATION -




NICE CHOPS -




MATH PROBLEMS -


TAGS: math problems solution
Rating: 3.81/5

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nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:13 am
misspelling, eh?


JEOPARDY - When PCP just isn't enough.




PEOPLE - "To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." (Douglas Adams)




WARDROBE DECISIONS - Are Much Cooler When You're Fictional


TAGS: mario wardrobe decisions yoshi sucks
Rating: 3.69/5

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boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
kirby has way more to choose from
Cloudchaser - January 11, 2010, 11:09 pm
As if there's really a need to decide when a tanuki fursuit is available


I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!


TAGS: robot chicken gummy bear lol funny
Rating: 3.17/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
*find
Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
Did Cubby fond the Caffine Pills again?


GIR - I would be terrified of the robot if the dog wasn't so damn cute!




MISUNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: nagging problem women bird plus alka seltzer equals boom
Rating: 4.93/5

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Airman - November 5, 2010, 1:25 pm
been there. best to lay low


ROBBERS -




KURATAS - Japanese for " Tanks Are Obsolete"


TAGS: robot japan mecha
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 30, 2012, 10:49 pm
Try going up against an old Sherman tank with that!


SHARK PUNCHING - Mother Teresa's favorite hobby.


TAGS: nun mother robot shark
Rating: 2.38/5

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forseti - April 4, 2011, 11:56 am
I wonder why rusty Bartimaeus is diving in the background...
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:24 pm

Sense, this makes none


Tuesday -




Math -


TAGS: problems math one them
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:19 am
Okay now that's just plain Fin funny


EVERY PATH - has it's puddles


TAGS: everyone has problems
Rating: 4.81/5

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Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:54 pm
http://www.earth-house.com/assets/images/autogen/a_SDC14372_Joplin_missouri_tornado_aftermath_by_Joy_Prier.jpg Even the first world has its problems!
Z-Bob - May 11, 2011, 3:08 pm
Is that Hayden Christensen in the 3rd panel?
lukenukem - May 11, 2011, 12:10 am
We lost tech support, no wonder it's down.
Liamdurf - May 9, 2011, 11:05 pm
Not the server! Nooooooooo!!!


FASHION - Hand Over The Cash! I'm Getting Myself A Lady Gaga Wardrobe !




DON'T TEST PEOPLE FOR DRUGS -


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?


DRINKING PROBLEM - it's not just a problem for Ted Striker




HOW STRANGE IT IS - To be anything at all..


TAGS: robot rose girl
Rating: 4.2/5

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Hawamleh - April 15, 2012, 6:12 pm
I am proud :')


KLAATU BARADA NIKTO - Translation; “Say ello to my leetle friend”.


TAGS: giant robot gort
Rating: 3.86/5

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Mongo - May 17, 2010, 10:59 am
Might have?
agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 12:55 pm
This might have stood on it's own... it didn't need you to vote 5L twice for yourself, Mongo. Yes, we can see that.
frixxxx - May 14, 2010, 1:08 pm
OH god, OH god, Coffee THROUGH the nose!!!! 5 MF'n L


ALCOHOL - Alcohol is man greatest problem, I never run away from my problems!




MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem




VIOLENCE -




RED FOREMAN - He hates Robocop.


TAGS: red foreman 70s show robocop
Rating: 2.3/5

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lolman - September 7, 2009, 7:05 pm
Look what I got me.. a brand new SUX2000..... hey its just like yours clarence...... KABOOOOOOOOM
tubs - January 30, 2009, 6:31 pm
i'd buy that for a dollar !
robocop - October 3, 2008, 2:51 am
touche


PROBLEMS -




DETROIT - even Robocop couldn't stand a chance


TAGS: robocop
Rating: 4.83/5

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THE BATMOBILE - The Prototype Just Didn't Measure Up.




STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


CAVEMAN VS ROBOT - Caveman always wins!




ROBIN WILLIAMS - Evidense that Red Bull and Cocaine do not mix


TAGS: robin williams facepalm
Rating: 2.54/5

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Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! 5 cans.. or lines.


THE PRINCE OF THIEVES -




Blonde Moment #5 -


TAGS: robbed blonde k9 police
Rating: 4.88/5

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Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:23 pm
LOL
JesusWept - April 16, 2014, 4:59 pm
Do you mind? I'm blonde LMAO!! L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 15, 2014, 9:41 pm
A lot of these I've never heard before - they were great! :D
MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 9:31 pm
There you are, the last of the series. Hope you've enjoyed them and thanks all for suffering through each and every series!


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